Raven’s Expedited Caffeine Delivery System
Raven’s Expedited Caffeine Delivery System—a sarcastic and unnecessary name for a coffee mug, but considerably more accurate than pretending this is just about enjoying a peaceful morning beverage.
Designed for the chronically tired, emotionally detached, questionably functional, and anyone whose personality requires chemical assistance before 9:00 a.m.
Available in 11 oz., 15 oz., and 20 oz. variations, allowing you to select the appropriate dosage based on sleep deprivation, workload, existential fatigue, or general contempt for people and mornings.
Fill with coffee.
Drink coffee
Repeat as necessary.
Possible side effects may include increased productivity, temporary optimism, rapid speech, poor financial decisions, and the sudden ability to tolerate other human beings.
Results may vary.
Raven’s Expedited Caffeine Delivery System
From the wonderfully disturbed world of Raven’s Rhymes Reborn.
Because “coffee mug” simply doesn’t adequately describe the seriousness of the situation.
***warning, substituting ‘tea’ instead of the black bean juice of concentration may cause one of your pinky fingers to randomly extend up and outward***
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
Raven’s Expedited Caffeine Delivery System—a sarcastic and unnecessary name for a coffee mug, but considerably more accurate than pretending this is just about enjoying a peaceful morning beverage.
Designed for the chronically tired, emotionally detached, questionably functional, and anyone whose personality requires chemical assistance before 9:00 a.m.
Available in 11 oz., 15 oz., and 20 oz. variations, allowing you to select the appropriate dosage based on sleep deprivation, workload, existential fatigue, or general contempt for people and mornings.
Fill with coffee.
Drink coffee
Repeat as necessary.
Possible side effects may include increased productivity, temporary optimism, rapid speech, poor financial decisions, and the sudden ability to tolerate other human beings.
Results may vary.
Raven’s Expedited Caffeine Delivery System
From the wonderfully disturbed world of Raven’s Rhymes Reborn.
Because “coffee mug” simply doesn’t adequately describe the seriousness of the situation.
***warning, substituting ‘tea’ instead of the black bean juice of concentration may cause one of your pinky fingers to randomly extend up and outward***
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
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